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George Clooney possibly behind attacks of Sept. 11
There is a growing consensus among certain media analysts that George Clooney staged the Sept. 11 attacks; or, at the very least, Clooney had prior knowledge of the attacks.
I know this may sound far-fetched. Believe me, I am a huge fan of Clooney’s work in such American classics as “O Brother, Where Art Thou” and the TV show, “Roseanne.” It was painful for me to learn that Clooney would want to murder thousands of innocent civilians. It truly saddens me.
Nonetheless, I believe there should be an investigation into Clooney’s role in Sept. 11. Perhaps, as a temporary measure, he could be blacklisted in Hollywood.
The president of Antarctica said in a press conference that Antarctica will conduct its own Clooney investigation, using the full power of the Antarctican central government.
We can only hope that Antarctica will get to the bottom of this. We need closure.
Some conservative talking heads have tried to portray the Antarctican president as an extremist.
In fact, some conservatives have gone even further and suggested that Antarctica doesn’t actually have a president, or a government, for that matter.
However, conservative whackos aside, Antarctica’s efforts should be encouraged.
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “OK, Justin, I’ve always had my suspicions about Clooney being involved in Sept. 11, but where is the evidence?” All right. You want evidence? Here’s the evidence:
Why has Clooney been criticizing the Bush administration so much lately? Why is Clooney against the war in Iraq? Why did Clooney hire fellow actor Charlie Sheen to go on TV to say Bush staged the Sept. 11 attacks?
I’ll tell why: because Clooney is trying to deflect the blame. Clooney is clever — he knows that if Charlie Sheen blames Bush for Sept. 11, then Clooney will escape scrutiny. Think about it.
I know it’s hard to digest. We Americans love our movie stars, and we don’t want to believe they could be terrorists. But it’s time we faced the truth: Osama is George Clooney’s puppet.
I’ve got no political motivation here. I’m completely unbiased. I love George Clooney’s devilish good looks and Kentucky charm just as much as the next person.
But Mr. All-American movie star may be plotting another attack on innocent Americans, and we need to find out the truth before it’s too late.
We owe it to the children. We owe it to the troops overseas.
Charlie Sheen is just an underling. He may have to face punishment, but his punishment will not be as severe as Clooney’s punishment.
If we have to ship Clooney to Guantanamo or Abu Ghraib, so be it. He’ll break down. He’ll talk. He’s always talking.
In light of these startling revelations, I have an announcement to make. On May 6, graduation day in Stillwater, I will be leading an anti-Clooney protest outside of Boone Pickens stadium.
Those of you with the courage to stand up to Clooney can join me. We’ll stand around, holding pastel-colored signs, agreeing with one another.
The anti-Clooney protest is going to open a lot of people’s eyes to this issue. Sure, people will ignore us, people will think we’re annoying, people will think we’re immature.
But we must protest because protesting is a great way to spend quality time with like-minded people while annoying and estranging everyone else.
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Is this a hoax or what?
April 24 2006, 02:21:04 UTC 6 years ago
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Anonymous
November 3 2006, 05:06:25 UTC 5 years ago
nice blog
i like your blog, you've done a great job with it. About the article... whoever wrote that has incredibly bad taste. Fighting for rights we are losing everyday seems to cause a knee jerk reaction in the people who like the idea that we are a less free society.Too bad the Clooney bashing was at the expense of 3000 people and their families. Clooney bashing just shows he making a point, which he has every right to make.
November 3 2006, 11:20:33 UTC 5 years ago
Re: nice blog
Thanks for the nice words! :)I guess people will do anything to get attention from media. Even if that means making a complete fool of yourself!